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monty meets the neighbours
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A Pet’s Ten Commandments
My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Regular separation from you will be painful and can even cause depression. Think before you adopt me.
Give me time to understand what you want from me don’t be impatient, short-tempered or irritable.
Place your trust in me and I will always trust you back, respect [...]
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monty does the zoloft commercial
I’ve convinced myself that if you take enough photos of your pet, you can select and arrange pictures to make a photo series that would seem to apply to almost anything.
Monty does the, now infamous, Zoloft commercial. The first four sentences of the commercial is in italics and is illustrated to you by Monty.
(Tip: Turn [...]
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Tags: furry monty, monty in deep thought, pills and kittehs, sad monty, silly monty, sleepy monty
monty likes: cat lounger
Monty is a little spoiled. Only a tad. He’s got 2 types of wet food (one of weight loss, another as a turkey treat), 3 kinds of dry food (indoor, anti-hairball, dental), 3 types of treats (temptations, greenies dental treats, salmon jerky and sometimes bonito flakes–fish oil for his coat), a water fountain and [...]
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Tags: cat furniture, cat lounger, spoiled cat
monty is mad hungry
Bryce and I went to the Richmond Night Market and left Monty for approximately 3 hours. He was given snacks before we left (which he devoured before we closed the door) and was fed his meal in the morning as usual. Here is his “Where were you @$#!%#&$&@, I was so hungry! How could you?!” [...]
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Tags: angry, angry hungry cat, cat, hungry, hungry cat, monty
Dear Monty,
We just moved into a new house and we have this wacky tree in our backyard. We’re trying to figure out what kind of tree it is so we can determine if it breathes through its leaves or its roots before we get down to some serious landscaping. What do you think is the [...]
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Tags: advice from a cat, cat on trees, monty helps, monty is smart, trees are stupid
monty is displeased
…with the lack of comments from you, his readers.
He is aware of his small following (he reviews the blog stats) but has expressed his displeasure with the lack of participation from his minions. As a cat bent on world domination (by persuading everyone to do his bidding through the evil means of being cute), [...]
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Tags: blog ideas, cat q&a, evil cat, too lazy to come up with his own topics cat, world domination cat
monty hospitalized
One week after Monty was adopted, he started grooming himself. I was told this was a good sign and showed he has become comfortable in his environment. It also meant that I had to brush him a lot less and that there would be much less shedding on my furniture and clothes!
Last Sunday [...]
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Tags: cat hospital, cat hospitalization, esophagitis, sick cat
Monty has made himself comfortable inside my mattress spring box this week. It seems he spends all his time inside it while I’m at work. It didn’t bother me because the plan was to staple the cover underneath back onto the frame this weekend. Yesterday, when I came home, I immediately looked under my bed [...]
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Tags: destruction, hammock kitty, silly cat, silly monty
cat tooth coloured pasta
As I’ve mentioned earlier this week, Monty has opened the bottom cover of my mattress spring box and now use it as a hammock. It’s usually where I find him sleeping when I come home from work. Yesterday I decided to take a picture of him inside it…completely forgetting to turn off the [...]
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Tags: cat dental food, content kitty, funny cat, hammock, internet knows all, monty is better than your cat, silly owners
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Monty is the biggest, fluffiest, most orange cat you'll ever see. He’s also the sweetest, nicest cat in the world! He is better than your cat.
Monty was adopted from the SPCA on July 2008. This blog is intended to keep friends, family and anyone interested updated on Monty's adjustment process and daily adventures. -
