army of cute – chubbles
Who and what are you?
Sir Chubbles Antonio Oliver Bandit III a.k.a. Chubbles / Domestic Short Hair
What name, title and/or alias do you go by?
The Svelte
Were you bought, rescued or adopted? If applicable, which organization?
I was adopted from a household in Langley. I was the runt of the litter
Why are you interested in joining?
I am interested in gaining powers that will ultimately allow me to oppress and control the humans.
Where are you located and how is it advantageous to our cause?
In a small neighbourhood in East Vancouver; the area has thought me to be street smart and I have already brought down the guards of said neighbourhood by manipulation using my cute looks.
Any special skills you can contribute to the Army of Cute?
Ninja skills which allow me to open doors and windows that the foolish humans think they have locked.
Favourite activities?
As of late, my very favourite is going out for hours and “playing” with the grey tabby two houses down and scouring backyards – actually we’re making a map of the neighbourhood for domination. But I also like playing with small toy mice and rubbing up against freshly showered legs.
Favourite toys?
The small mice with the white bodies but different coloured heads and tails. Said heads and tails come off easy =)
If any, what is your evil plan and how do you plan to enact it?
See first part of favourite activities. I would eventually like to expand neighbourhood domination to world.
Have you successfully carried out any evil operations to date?
Chasing another cat in the house under the couch. Once the cat was under the couch, I got to the top and when other cat was about to come out I pawed at her from the top scaring her to retreat once again underneath the couch. Good times.
Is the cake a lie?
Always a lie.
Finally, choose one: World Peace or World in (Treat Sized) Pieces?
World in treat sized pieces please.
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