Archive for July, 2008
army of cute – milo
Who and what are you?
Shih-tzu, “Ovations Millennium Genesis” (read: OMG)
What name, title and/or alias do you go by?
Jerk-lo
Were you bought, rescued or adopted? If applicable, which organization?
Bought from the nice breeder lady in Richmond.
Why are you interested in joining?
I look sweet and innocent on the outside, but I’m an evil super-mega-genius on the [...]
Filed under: army of cute, other dogs | 2 Comments
Tags: 'sup milo, dog throw up, evil super-mega-genius, milo the dog, missing santa, shih-tzu, there is no cake, world domination-type activities, world in treat sized pieces
*That Will Inevitably Take Over The World
In my quest for world domination, I realize I must recruit grunts and generals. If you are an evil but cute pet, here is your chance to join the army! Manipulate your human to contact me for the application questionnaire [delmontyzuma (at) gmail (dot) com]. Once a week, an [...]
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Tags: army of cute animals, evil but cute, evil cute animals needed, recruitment
Dear Monty,
We just moved into a new house and we have this wacky tree in our backyard. We’re trying to figure out what kind of tree it is so we can determine if it breathes through its leaves or its roots before we get down to some serious landscaping. What do you think is the [...]
Filed under: monty helps, monty the cat, silly monty | 2 Comments
Tags: advice from a cat, cat on trees, monty helps, monty is smart, trees are stupid
monty is displeased
…with the lack of comments from you, his readers.
He is aware of his small following (he reviews the blog stats) but has expressed his displeasure with the lack of participation from his minions. As a cat bent on world domination (by persuading everyone to do his bidding through the evil means of being cute), [...]
Filed under: cat adoption, lazy monty, monty the cat | 2 Comments
Tags: blog ideas, cat q&a, evil cat, too lazy to come up with his own topics cat, world domination cat
monty hospitalized
One week after Monty was adopted, he started grooming himself. I was told this was a good sign and showed he has become comfortable in his environment. It also meant that I had to brush him a lot less and that there would be much less shedding on my furniture and clothes!
Last Sunday [...]
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Tags: cat hospital, cat hospitalization, esophagitis, sick cat
Monty has made himself comfortable inside my mattress spring box this week. It seems he spends all his time inside it while I’m at work. It didn’t bother me because the plan was to staple the cover underneath back onto the frame this weekend. Yesterday, when I came home, I immediately looked under my bed [...]
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Tags: destruction, hammock kitty, silly cat, silly monty
It’s difficult enough to find an affordable apartment located in a desirable location in Vancouver, but it’s even more challenging to find one that will allow pets. I moved into my apartment where I was not allowed to have a pet. However, after about 6 months when I knew I’m in my landlord’s [...]
Filed under: cat adoption | 3 Comments
Tags: cat adoption, pet friendly apartment, petition
cat tooth coloured pasta
As I’ve mentioned earlier this week, Monty has opened the bottom cover of my mattress spring box and now use it as a hammock. It’s usually where I find him sleeping when I come home from work. Yesterday I decided to take a picture of him inside it…completely forgetting to turn off the [...]
Filed under: monty and the vet, monty the cat, my cat is better than your cat, silly monty | 2 Comments
Tags: cat dental food, content kitty, funny cat, hammock, internet knows all, monty is better than your cat, silly owners
monty’s first vet visit
On Monday July 14th at about 6:30PM, Monty had a physical checkup (with Dr. Janet Adam at the Granville Island Veterinary Hospital) for the first time since his adoption from the shelter.
When I got home, I’m sure Monty knew his doom was at hand. He hid deep inside my box spring and would not budge. [...]
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Tags: fat monty, feline leukemia test, granville island vet hospital, microchip, monty on a diet, scared cat, traumatic experience, trip to the vet
on finding missing cats…
I’ve learned that if your cat is missing, and there is no way he could have ran outside, check to see if he has turned the bottom cover of your box spring into a hammock.
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There has been some interest to see a size comparison of my big cat and myself. I’ve compiled photos for you [...]
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Tags: big cat, dingle berries, finding cats, hammock, monty quirks, secret hiding places
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Monty is the biggest, fluffiest, most orange cat you'll ever see. He’s also the sweetest, nicest cat in the world! He is better than your cat.
Monty was adopted from the SPCA on July 2008. This blog is intended to keep friends, family and anyone interested updated on Monty's adjustment process and daily adventures. -
